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Funny & Rude Cake Toppers

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  • Made to order in Spain in 1–3 days
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from 14,52 €incl. VAT, excl. shipping

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How it works

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    Pick a design

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    We print it for you

    Every piece is 3D-printed to order and finished by hand in 1–3 working days.

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    Tracked delivery

    Sent with tracking. Ready-made designs can be returned within 14 days.

    Order today – estimated delivery 2 Nov to 11 Nov

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Pieces from our workshop with a sparkler in the holder. Tap one to make it yours.

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Frequently asked questions

Is the swearing censored on the actual topper?

No. The word is printed in full on the physical product, in solid raised letters. We only write it with an asterisk in our own copy and advertising. If you want the sentiment without the word itself, "Survived Another Year" does much the same job in front of grandparents and small children.

Are these suitable for a children's party?

The "6 7" topper is made for one, since it is the playground meme and it is bought for seventh birthdays. The other two are adult humour, and one of them swears at full volume. Read the product page before ordering if the party involves grandparents or a class of school friends.

Can I put an age on a funny cake topper?

No. All three designs here are fixed text with nothing to fill in. "Survived Another Year" prints those four words and no number, which is why it works equally well for thirtieths, fortieths and fiftieths; "Happy F*cking Birthday" has no number either; and the "6 7" topper is what it is. If you want an age on the cake, the milestone birthday toppers take one.

What is the "6 7" meme?

It is a nonsense catchphrase that has swept through British primary schools, chanted endlessly by children who could not explain it if asked. Our topper reads TODAY I AM 6-7 in bold blue capitals and exists so that parents of seven-year-olds can meet the joke halfway instead of fighting it.

Does the topper hold a sparkler?

It holds a standard upright ice fountain — the stubby indoor cake fountain, not a thin handheld sparkler. The socket is moulded into the base as the topper is printed. The fountain is sold separately by supermarkets and party shops; we print toppers and do not stock fireworks of any kind.

More about this collection

Three funny cake toppers for people whose friends would be disappointed by anything tasteful. "Happy F*cking Birthday" arrives with a martini-holding cartoon dog and is printed uncensored on the actual product — the asterisk is ours, not the topper's. "Survived Another Year" prints exactly those four words and nothing else — no age, no name, nothing to fill in — which is what makes it work equally well at 30, 40 and 50. The "6 7" topper is the playground meme in bold blue letters, bought almost entirely for seventh birthdays. All three are 3D printed to order in Spain, about 15 cm wide, and all three have a socket in the base for a standard ice-fountain sparkler, because a joke lands better with pyrotechnics behind it.

Yes, one of them really does swear

We would rather be plain about this, because it is the thing people email to ask. The "Happy F*cking Birthday" topper carries the full word, in solid raised letters, with no asterisk and no coy substitution. We censor it in our own copy so this page is not blocked by filters; the object itself censors nothing.

That makes it excellent for a thirtieth in a pub and a poor decision for a christening. If children will be at the party and the photographs are going into a family group chat, "Survived Another Year" says roughly the same thing without the follow-up phone call from your mother.

Which joke suits which birthday

  • "Survived Another Year" is the most versatile of the three. Affectionate rather than aggressive, it works from about twenty-five upwards and gets sharper the older the recipient is. Hand it to somebody turning fifty and it stops being a joke and starts being a statement of fact.
  • "Happy F*cking Birthday" carries no age either, and needs none. Buy it for the friend who sends unhinged voice notes at midnight, not for a colleague you have known for six weeks.
  • "6 7" is a different species of funny — it is the six-seven meme, and it is for a seven-year-old and the parents who have heard it several thousand times since January.

A rude topper you can actually keep

Most joke toppers are printed card on a stick: funny for one evening, bent in a bin bag by the morning. These are solid 3D prints about 15 cm wide, with the lettering raised and part of the object rather than ink sitting on a surface. They survive the post, they survive the party, and they survive three years of being propped on somebody's kitchen shelf as a running joke.

That is most of the argument for spending about €18 on one rather than €4. The rest is the holder: drop a standard ice fountain into the socket, light it, and a rude cake topper becomes an entrance. The fountain is not included and we do not sell it — supermarkets do. Keep it clear of bunting, let it burn out, and take the topper off before anyone cuts. It is plastic, not pudding.